“I’m 100% awesome and you know it.”
“Yeah, I do.” 

top 5 himym ships  | barney and lily

“I’m in a hurry, can I just give it to you?”
“Sure, okay.”
“And then you’ll give it to him?”
“Hey, woah, hey, I don’t know about all that. I mean, yours would have to be really good.”

if i can be honest for a moment

i know that we’re breaking 

but if you can just take it