You have a stupid rule about everything.

It was the best night, ever.

Barney: You people are so easy to control! Dance for me puppets, dance!

Victoria: Let’s just stick to the drumroll.

Barney: Because if you’re going to be some lame suburban dad, why couldn’t you have
been that for me?

Barney: I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome.